The Welker World: Funny Cartoon

Not true yet, (knock on wood) but funny!

Kids are funny!

"Calon, get your hands out of your pants."-Ange

"I'm just gonna see what's happening with my penis."

-Calon, being an honest boy. 2-11

"Mom can you pet me?"

-Calon, wanting me to rub his back before nap. 1-25-11

"Mom, when I stand on my tippy toes I look 6!"

-Keston, 2 days after he turns 5 he is ready to be 6. 9-14-10

Me:"Calon you smell delicious."

Calon: "No I don't, I smell gross!"

Me:"Well, you smell delicious to me."

Calon:"Then eat me!"

-Conversation with Calon after he took a bath 9-13-10

"A red shark ate me!!"

-Calon explaining why he was crying after getting his finger pinched by a big red chip clip. 8-4-2010

Kes, "Have you ever seen a giant's butt?"

Ange, "No, I've never seen a giant."

Kes, "Well, have you ever seen one's butt?"

Ange, "How could I see a giant's butt if I have never seen a giant?"

Kes, "Just lift up his shirt and peek."

-Funny nonsense convo 2-2010

"Mom do you want to know something? I have chocolate spit!!"
- Keston, really excited, after eating a tootsie roll. 1-11-10

"Mom, I just gogged."
-No matter how many times we tell Keston it is gag, he still calls it gog. 1-7-10

Kes..."Mom, I'm doing this."
Ange..."Well, Kes, I'm doing this."
Kes..."Well, you're ruining my appetite."
-Discussion while Kes is getting dressed after a bath and I am trying to dry his hair 11-20-09

"Remember, I did that lasterday."
-My favorite Keston word, last time + yesterday. It works!

Keston was telling me something silly that I couldn't understand, so I told him that it didn't make sense...he told me "yes, it does mom, it makes 10 cents."
-Keston 8-09

"Dad is blowing fire out of his mouth- can I blow fire out of my mouth when I'm big?"
-Keston watching Chad smoke a cigar on Father's Day

"OW... I got pokes in my finger!"
-Keston touched a cactus at Robin & Deb's house 6-19-09

We just picked the first strawberry from the garden and I told Keston to put it on the table so we could wash it and eat it later, so he did...then he comes back out to play and goes back in and comes out rubbing his tummy saying "yum"- he washed the berry himself and ate the whole thing (green top and all) I hope he washed all the fertilizer off!
-oh...Keston 5-20-09

"Brownies are yummy 'cause they have chocolate on themselves...and I love chocolate."
-Keston excited about making and eating brownies. 4-21-09

"Ya, I'm hungry like a clodopus...I mean, what swims in the water..oh ya- octopus. I'm hungry like an octopus."
-Keston telling me how hungry he is as he asks for a fourth snack. 4-8-09

"If we go to the zoo a monkey will think I'm a banana."
- Keston talking about going to the zoo when Monica visits 3-14-09

"Get off my woman!"
- Keston telling Chad, after Chad stopped wrestling with him and started wrestling with mom. 3-10-09

"Mom, we need to go to the candy patch to get more gum."
-Keston really wanted to get more gum, so he offered advice on how to get it. 3-7-09

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Friday, September 3, 2010

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